Happy new year, my amazing baddecisioners. It’s been more than minutes since I’ve given you guys something to think about and relate to..

In the spirit of this new year, I wish you all a good one. I don’t know about you guys but 2018 was a FUCKED UP year mehn. It was like everything decided to happen at once, like all the terrible things had a meeting and decided to pay a visit. But, I am CHILL. Always gonna be chill. I am wiser, stronger, trippier and better too. You may not know it, but you are too.

See, terrible situations actually have a way of making you stronger. It seems like a cliché, but it is one cliché that’s true. When you go through something so heart-wrenching, you gain a new experience and then you know what NOT to do next time. And if a next time occurs unfortunately, you already automatically know how to handle yourself better.

We’re all strong in our own ways.

That being said, let’s get down to business. It seems like the new thing now is “Throwing Shades” and I don’t mean the awesome track by Lil Baby.

It’s like everybody is shading everybody. Kiss Daniel and Davido, Nikki Minaj and Cardi B, Azealia Banks and the entire world, even one time, banks literally threw shades against themselves on Twitter(I heard and saw on Google images).

So, I’m gonna be throwing major shades here because I can. But I ain’t naming names.

First, what exactly is wrong with people that waste time on the ATM stand? Like what exactly is wrong with you guys? Don’t you know what you want to do? Didn’t you have it in mind? Like what exactly is the definition of that rubbish like you leave your home and come to the ATM to practice how to be a snail? Hell bruh.

Again, people that substitute the letters ‘s’ and ‘g’ for the letters ‘x’ and ‘q’. For example, instead of ‘Sugar’ and ‘Sup’, they write ‘Shuqar’ and ‘Xup’. Like why? Why are you doing this to yourselves? How can one just wake up and decide to do retarded shit when one be perfectly normal? I mean… the point of an abbreviation is to shorten words, not change the entire syntax of the damn thing.

Another one, people that ask if you’ve heard about“the latest trend” and then proceed to shout that you’re stale, if you say you’ve not heard about it OR ask you why you aren’t participating if you’ve heard about it. Like what exactly are you doing with your lives? Does my real life also have to be all about the hashtags? Can’t I breathe for once?

One that really gets me sick are people that exclaim when you play old songs, or songs that they feel are now old and stale because they ain’t reigning so much anymore. Don’t your bird brain tell you that EVERY DAMN SONG will eventually be an old song? There are thousands of songs being released everyday and besides, it is music. Sounds never die. Music never dies. There’s nothing like old songs. If a song is good and sounds great, it will always be that way. Always. The tunes always remain the same. Music is forever, b**ch!

Last one, people that slap others hard in the back when laughing. Oh Lawd, why? Why you gotta do that? Why you gotta break my damn back? Is your happiness supposed to be my pain? Oh gahd, why do you get to laugh and I’m the one that gets to be pummeled to death?

Well, I hope you guys ain’t coming for me, yo. But I just had to throw the shades, it was worth throwing. I hope you guys enjoyed this post, plus I promise to always keep you guys laced at least weekly. My only new year resolution, which I hope I keep.

Thank you guys for your views, I wanna get at least 20k view before February runs out. Make this happen for me, people. If you enjoyed this post, repost and then repost some more. I mean, everyone likes pressing phones right? So, let’s press this right.



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